Oh my, how could I be so stupid to fall off the wall? Why was I up there in the first place? This is a yolk! I feel like an idiot; all I wanted to do was join the bacon, beans and hash browns to form the 'Fry Up Gang'. Now they've left town and we can't be together. I was so eggcited, but now I'm eggstremely angry at myself. I wish I was hard... boiled but I'm not, so I guess I should end my life by drowning in oil. Goodbye world, this is so very eggstreme. Cry.
by © Kian Bennett (0)
Carterton Community College, Oxfordshire
Competition - Mini Monologues
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